Private city guide

Joe's Bangkok Guide

A clean list of places I send friends who are coming to Bangkok. These are my picks, not a giant internet-best-of list.

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Joe's quick picks

Not necessarily what everyone else would pick. Just the stuff I would actually send someone to first.

Best skyline lunch Ojo Bangkok
Best lunch spot Hom Duan
Best brunch Chu Chocolate Cafe
Best sandwich Bartels Thonglor
Best burger Prime Burger
Best Thai dinner Sabai Jai
Best mango sticky rice Ning's Mango Stand
Best massage The Touch
Best hospital BNH Hospital

Food

Lebanese

Afternoon tea

Cafes and dessert

Things to do

Work spots

Massage and spa

Haircut and nails

Hospitals

SIM cards

For most people, get a SIM at the airport and match it to the number of days you are staying. It is easier and more all-inclusive.

  • If you are staying longer or on a tighter budget, get one at 7-Eleven outside the airport with your passport.
  • If you want a USIM or eSIM in person, the airport is usually the better place to ask.
  • You can also buy an eSIM online with Airalo.
  • Their phone needs to be unlocked. This matters for US visitors with carrier-locked phones.
  • The 199 THB Ready SIM can auto-renew every 30 days if there is enough balance.
  • Top up 200 to 300 THB if you want renewal money sitting on the SIM.

Ask at 7-Eleven: ซิมทรูพร้อมใช้ 30 วัน 199 บาท ต่ออายุอัตโนมัติได้ไหม? ต้องเติมเงินเท่าไหร่เพื่อให้เบอร์ไม่หมดอายุ?

Airport taxis

From the airport, the regular public taxi should usually be roughly 400 to 700 THB total into Bangkok, depending where you are going and traffic.

  • There may be small extras, like luggage or airport fees.
  • You pay tolls separately. Downtown tolls are usually around 30 to 50 THB.
  • Some drivers cover the meter and offer a package price. You can accept it, but you will likely pay extra.
  • If you want the meter, say “meter” and they should uncover it.

Grab, Bolt, and private cars

Grab is the main ride app most visitors will use in Bangkok. Bolt is a good backup, especially when it rains or Grab is busy.

A booked car is easiest if you are tired and do not want airport chaos.